The listing appointment from…THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Lydias Assistant April 25th, 2007
OK. Here’s the situation. As Lydia Taylor’s assistant, sometimes I’m lucky enough to be sent out on assignment. Today, LT has sent me away from the command post (EARE HQ) to check out a potential listing.
On the way, I notice that somehow…the line painters just don’t want to stay around to do a good job…Hmm.
All right, I can ignore that. It’s just a little bit of tax money wastin’. Anyhow, I just need to take a turn here at the airstrip at the end of town, and I’ll be right at the house. Wait! What’s that?
OK, now that is seriously weird!! I’ll just get to the house, make my measurements, get the property disclosure filled out, take a tour to see the property, and get out of there… How hard can it be? Ah, I’m here now. Wow, look at that baby in the yard!
Wow that little guy is ready for anything!! “What’s that, you say the homeowner is filling out the property disclosure in the back yard? Hmm, he’s got a few changes? Like what?”
OK [Lydia’s assistant backs away slowly] I’ll just be going away now. [Calls Lydia on her cell phone] “Hey, Lydia, about that listing. I think you should turn it down, I just don’t have a good feeling about this one…”
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That is sooooooooooo funny and your assistant probably did see that!!!hahahaahha, now days anything is possible..
Thanks for the laughs, really enjoyed, cannot wait for the next assignment.